Postsecret...

sucks because they never post my secrets. So, I am going to do it here.


I couldn't wait for her to turn 18 so there would be fakes on the inter net.

It was worth the wait.

I smoke a pack a day,

and my wife has no idea.

My wife doesn't believe me but I think she has the hottest ass ever.


I fucking HATE that my wife won't dress like this for me


I only watch Food Network with my wife because I think Rachael Ray is hot.

She thinks its because I want to be a chef.

I need a smoke

BAD!

I have a serious foot fetish.

No one has any idea. Not even my wife...