A word of explanation.

I am not really the Devil. I like to use imagery like this to disturb and hopefully enrage people. In truth I don't even believe in The Devil, or God for that matter. I grew up in church. I want those years of my life back. I always had a problem with certain aspects of church, but always figured the "loving creator" knew better than I did, and all would be explained when I died. Over the course of the last 5 years I wised up. I read books on the subject, watched documentary's, and learned everything I could about "God" and religion. A little of what I found out:

The Egyptian god Horus was the Sun (Son) God, He was born in the winter Solstice (December 25th), His birth was marked by a star in the east and was follows by the three kings, He had 12 disciples, He began his teaching at age 30, He died on a cross at age 33, and was resurrected after 3 days.

Sound Familiar?

Every year on December 25th the sun is "born". On winter Solstice a star appears in the east this star is call Bethlehem . Bethlehem lines up exactly with the three stars in Orion's belt those 3 stars are called The Three Kings. The 12 disciples represent the 12 signs of the zodiac. The cross represents the zodiac cross that splits the seasons. Good Friday is when the sun officially "dies" and easter three days later is when the sun is "resurrected".

Horus is not the only god with this story there are dozens dating back to Horus all the way up to Jesus all sharing the same remarkably similar story. Before I learned all of this I was having problems with church, people who go to church, and pretty much everything that goes along with it.

Church goers are supposed to be nicer than the average person on the street when actually nothing could be farther from the truth. In most cases Churchies are more likely to rip you off or stab you in the back than Average Joe American. Churchies in general are intolerant and usually racist motherfuckers. I thought they were supposed to love like Jesus did, but apparently they can pick and choose who.

Pastors are probably the most untrustworthy people on the planet. They always act like your best friend, but it always seems like they have one hand on The Bible and one on your wallet. Not to mention they are always trying to get people to do thing for free (or rather "donate their time" or "make a sacrifice of their time"). Why can't they just pay someone like everyone else? They ever have a problem standing at the pulpit asking for your hard earned cash, but they can't pay you. Wolves in sheep's clothing they are.

Christian music has to be some of the worst music ever recorded. It all sounds the same. I almost think every Christian musician uses the same recording studio and they never change any of the presets and they all use the same instruments and equipment. Contemporary Christian they call it what a load of shit. You either get that, bad pop punk, or the shittiest Death Metal known to man. Talent and individuality are apparently sins.

This is just the tip of the iceberg. There have been more wars fought in the name of God and Religion that for any other cause. What kind of "loving God" would want to kill that many of his creation? I read a quote the other day that said: "Why is it there is always enough religion for war, but not enough for tolerance?" How true it is. The whole time I was going to church I felt like an outcast even-more-so than I did in school. For some reason Churchies have a harder time accepting people for who they are worse even than teenagers. Now that I think of it church was worse than school. There were more judgmental clicks than any 10 high schools.

Perhaps I will write more on this subject at a later date. I must shove off to do laundry before I leave for my awesome job. I will for sure talk about that soon.

Later bitches.